Oops Britney’s Naked Again!

June 29, 2006

Save me someone, because I swear I’ve gone blind. Click Here to See Why.

Mind you, this is just one of Britney’s photos in the magazine, Harper’s Bazaar. Others include the cover shot, where she is barely covering her bare breasts with her hands, a picture of a backless, black evening gown while holding her naked son, Sean Preston, in her arms, and another where she is lying down, sans clothes. Oh wait…she’s wearing a g-string in that last one.

If you’re visually adventurous you can check out all the pictures at a fellow blogger’s site: Click Here to be Blinded

Note: I recommend you view these vile pictures before you eat as opposed to during a meal or snack.

I have so many problems with Britney posing naked, on so many different levels. I know that in 1991, Demi Moore started the pregnant magazine cover craze. She was body painted and placed on the cover of Vanity Fair. The difference between Demi and Britney is…Demi looked good.

It is true that pregnancy is a miracle, which deserves to be celebrated, but this is Britney we’re talking about. She’s not too bright, not too cute, and not anyone I’d want to see naked - or in a g-string when she’s not pregnant, let alone when she is.

What I find odd is the timing of this publicity stunt. Last Friday, she went on television wearing an outfit that was indicative of a person living in a trailer park. She spent the entire Dateline appearance wiping her fat hands over her wet eyes while begging the paparazzi to leave her alone. Come Monday (just three days later) this shy girl looking to stay out of the glittering lights decided to pose… nude…Okay!

Britney, who so desperately begged the Paparazzi to leave her alone, has just opened her naked self up to a major Paparazzio blitzing.

That’s right, rather then keeping the low profile some celebs try to maintain, our ditzy diva opened herself up to continual bothering by the Paparazzi, as well as giving stalkers that are blind in one or both eyes an open invitation to have at her.

If you don’t want attention let me give you a few tips on how to keep a low profile:

1. Stop showing us your body. We really don’t want to see it anyway.

2. Stop mishandling your “boo boo”. Don’t drop him, don’t teach him how to drive before he’s 3, and don’t trip with him, on your way to the Starbucks counter where your lunch awaits you.

3. Stop speaking. We don’t care what you have to say. Some of us only listen so we can laugh at the fact that someone so unintelligent ever became a -cough- public icon.

4. Just stay in your house with your manny (male nanny) and raise your kids. Clean your toilets and leave us out of it. This will allow everyone to be happy. Besides, I don’t know what’s worse, seeing you in the news or seeing this….Sweet Monkey Balls…Check out My Banana

Being a celebrity should allow you as a person to have a different set of moral obligations when raising your children. You shouldn’t be placing naked asses on the covers of magazines, dropping them, or having protective services stop by on a regular basis. Being a parent is about something more.

I would think being a celebrity would require more too, but looking at our celebrity lineup today, let me be the first to say that the days of Bette Davis and Jimmy Stewart are nothing more then a fading memory.

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