Am I really the most Obnoxious Blogger?

May 30, 2008

You know, I never would have thought it, had I not been nominated by a friend, for The Most Obnoxious Blogger in the Blogger Choice Awards. Since that nomination, I began to wonder…am I truly obnoxious or am I just plain honest? People really can’t handle the truth and all I’ve ever given is my true opinion on matters of celebrity stupidity.

I mean, sure, I’ve been threatened by mobs of angry Jonas Brothers fans online. I’ve been told not to write if I can’t write anything nice by disgruntled Chloe Lattanzi groupies. I’ve had people call me hacks for supposedly stealing comedian bits, when I was, in fact, the first to call the Jonas Brothers metrosexual. Still, I’ve done nothing but write what any other critic writes; their opinion.

Sure, opinions are like assholes and everyone has one. Sure, my opinion isn’t in favor of metrosexual moppets who can’t carry a tune or a wannabe daughter of a celebrity whose vocal ability sounds just like the regurgitation sound I make when I have vomit in my throat. Still, I try to be honest and at least somewhat entertaining.

Maybe I am obnoxious, but that’s just who I am, so love me or hate me, if you think I’m the Most Obnoxious Blogger, here’s your chance to vote for me and show the world just how awful I am.