Hollywood love can be so fickle. It’s easier to lump this shit altogether rather than making a number of posts that will need to be altered as soon as the wind blows. For now, this is the way things are.
Here we have a metrosexual (since people snap when I call him homosexual) in love with a Harry Potter star, a chick crush, and some Idol adoration. Along with that we have a divorce due to homosexual tendencies (I won’t say on which side) and an engagement that leaves us hoping the third times the charm…or is this the fourth time? I think I’ve lost count.
Joe Jonas and Harry Potter Sitting in a Tree
Oh whoops, did I write Harry. Sorry I thought the truth was coming out. My Bad! Alright, don’t get your nuts in a twist. Joe Jonas, the last remaining, soon to be 19 year old male virgin (by choice) on the planet (I think he means, virgin to females) has admitted he has a girl crush. He states to E! that it’s sad none of his brothers have a girlfriend (gee, I wonder why?), but is quick to point out that he is totally into Emma Watson. What he didn’t add is that he just wants to go shopping with her and have her paint his toenails! Rock on Joe!
Janet Jackson is Strutting Out (of the Closet)
Like her brother Michael, Janet Jackson is willing to admit her interest in the same sex. Well, in her case it’s not kids and there isn’t a carousel or underage drinking involved, but she’s talking to E! about who she would do if she decided to go carpet bagging. According to Janet, she would do Alicia Keys, because she’s wonderful. She wanted to add though that Alicia is not a lesbian, which has been speculated in the past. She thinks people say that because Alicia is a strong woman. Of course, having women come out and talk about the licky, licky with her name involved probably doesn’t help.
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Paris Hilton is in the midst of releasing her next new fragrance. If you’re expecting something representative of her you might be disappointed. The fragrance is not called, “Herpes Girl” or “Ugly Dropout”. In fact, it’s not even called “Nasty Porn Star” or “Untalented Superficial Cunt”. Nope this perfume is called “Dreaming of DUIs”. Alright, while fitting, it’s not that either.