Born Again Baby Killer Denied Release
The craziest bitch in the Manson family has been denied early release from prison according to TMZ. Susan Atkins, known as one of the most prominent females in the Manson family (famous for cutting out Sharon Tate’s baby and writing Pig on the wall with the blood) has been in prison, along with Charlie and the others for decades. Now, Susan is a born again Christian who has only six months to live due to brain cancer. Susan wants out on the compassionate release program. Funny thing is, the crazy bitch almost made it out.
Looks like the L.A. County DA is the one to thank for her remaining locked up where she belongs. He said, “[Atkins] has failed to demonstrate genuine remorse and lacks insight and understanding of the gravity of her crimes.”
With that in mind, she will be remaining in prison for life, as planned.
Baby News
Paris Hilton is an ignorant, ugly slut that wants to get pregnant because she thinks that will make her popular again. So, while begging her puppy dog boyfriend, Benji, to knock her up, she spends her time wearing outfits that try to fool us into thinking that she might be pregnant. Seriously, like no one would know if the end of the world were approaching? Someone needs to do the world a favor and laser her uterus out while she’s trying to get her groove on in Vegas.
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are reportedly turning down deals for pictures of their first born, Sunday Rose Urban Kidman. It has not yet been released whether or not they will offer pictures, but it is being rumored that if they do, they might be given out for free. What a novel idea, considering bidding is as high as $3 million for Matthew McConaughey’s new son Levi and as high as $20 million for Brad and Angie’s twins, Knox and Vivienne.
Okay, so I gave you pictures of the best and worst of the awards, but then I found pictures feature things happening that are just downright weird. For your entertainment, I give you the weirdness (or is it weirdest?) of the MTV Movie Awards:
Dana Carvey is pregnant?!
Seriously, look at that baby bump! It’s bigger than the one on Nicole Kidman! I don’t mean to brag, but I think I’m going to be the first to report on the “expecting” Daddy! Good luck with the delivery Dana. We hear birth can be rather painful!
Tatum O’Neal has been candid about her struggles with addiction in the past. She has been honest about drugs she has done and where it has gotten her, but last night she decided that addiction was going to win. Unfortunately, when she went to get her fix, she ended up getting busted instead. Tatum who is 44 years old was caught buying cocaine and crack last night.
According to reports by The Post, the actress who won an Oscar at a mere 10 years old for her work on Paper Moon, was arrested at around 7:30 PM by detectives from Manhattan South Narcotics that work Clinton Street between Grand and East Broadway. The area where she was trying to score was mere blocks from her lower East Side luxury pad.
The funny thing is not that she was doing crack, because crack isn’t funny. It was the excuses she gave the police when they planned to take her in. She told them she was researching the part of a junkie. I don’t mean to point out the obvious, but, life experience is all that she would need for that part!
According to sources when police approached, O’Neal went into begging mode, saying, “You know who I am, right? I’m researching a part – I’m doing this for a part as a junkie. Can’t we just forget about this?”
I don’t watch White Oprah’s show Living Lohan and I never will because Dina is a trashy cuntbag that is just out to pimp her daughters and ride their waves of fame, because she’s a talentless hack. Regardless, someone is watching this shit and they are already buzzing about the great parental habits that Mommy Dearest seems to have.
For instance, on this first episode they show Dina watching a sex tape. No it’s not just any sex tape. It’s one of a Lindsay look-alike. Okay, most porn that’s done a look alike, claims to be the real person. So, considering we all know how Lindsay likes getting hers, what if it would have been her? Isn’t it a little disturbing that Dina wants Lindsay on her show so bad that she will put her own kid’s sex tape on the show to get ratings?
Hell, even if it wasn’t about that, she was watching a sex tape of someone that looks like her kid. I don’t sit around watching my deceased grandmother’s sex tapes, so I can feel closer to her. I just don’t know what’s up with this. However, one cannot help but wonder if this was a lesbian sex tape or not.
As if this wasn’t bad enough on its own, Ali, Lindsay’s 14 year old sister comes into the room while mom is watching this shit and asks if it’s Lindsay. Dude, seriously. If you are going to watch porn don’t let the kids see it. As it is, Ali’s role model is Lindsay so she’s already heading for a 3C addiction (cock, coke, and eventually clit). I doubt she needs anymore help with the inclusion of Mommy and Me porn time.
Mariah Carey might be able to hit a note that will make you go deaf, but when it comes to throwing a ball she isn’t very good. She can suck a ball (I’m sure!). She can fondle a ball, but throwing one away isn’t her strong suit. Of course, if it was her strong suit that whole Derek Jeter thing would have never happened.
Recently Mariah was in Japan for a baseball game where she got to throw the first pitch. Well, she threw it, about 1 1/2 inches. You can check out Mimi’s sad attempt at throwing by checking out the following video:
She has said she’s pure, chaste, and wants to remain a virgin until she’s married. Miley Cyrus has tried to stress her purity, especially since her Disney Channel character, Hannah Montana is the number one role model little girls of today seem to follow. Unfortunately, little girls find it hard to separate Hannah from Miley. What Hannah does in her fictional show is nice, but little girls want to be just like Miley. Hopefully, most parents will make sure their kids don’t know about Miley’s latest project.
Adding to the authenticity of her virginal ways has always been her dad, Billy Ray, who seemed rather protective of his little girl. Still, he has said that Miley will do what she wants to do and now she’s done something so shocking I can’t even believe that someone didn’t step in and classify this as a form of child abuse. I can’t believe Billy Ray let her do this. This just questions his authenticity as a parent. Seriously, Vanity Fair should be sued and possibly even shut down for pimping out a child.
At just 15 years old, Miley Cyrus has posed topless. This was announced last Friday on the television show, Entertainment Tonight. The show also included shocking glimpses at what the cover is going to look like. Looking demure and childlike, Miley is completely nude from the waist up, from what you can see. You can see her shoulders and the edges of the sheet covering up her pubescent chest. Since I classify this as illegal, I have refused to include a screenshot. If you want to see it, Google it. It felt dirty just seeing the pictures on ET and I was disgusted that the show would even put those photos on. Miley is just a young girl. This is worse than the Dakota Fanning rape thing, because Miley really did pose and Dakota only pretended in a scene that didn’t even really show a rape (since it didn’t occur).
In a bit of celebrity prison news Wesley Snipes will be heading to the clink. He was just sentenced to three years in prison for not filing tax returns (for more than one year in a row). Judge William Terrell Hodges sentenced Snipes earlier Thursday in an Ocala, Florida courtroom. While some people sat shocked making whimpers and gasps, Snipes sat without reaction during the verdict.
According to prosecutors, Snipes owes about $41 million in taxes and will be serving one year for every year that he did not file or pay his taxes. Snipes looked for leniency in his time of need and had many people write letters of support for him during this trying time. Stars such as Denzel Washington and Joe Brown of television Judge Show fame wrote in letters on his behalf.
Woody Harrelson, who has starred in multiple movies with Snipes including Wildcats, White Men Can’t Jump, and Money Train had only good things to say about Snipes. In his letter he wrote, “Wes continues to encourage and challenge me to be the best man I can be by being a constant friend.”
TMZ is reporting that Amy Winehouse, Grammy Winner and Crackhead, has just been arrested by Scotland Yard on suspicion of assault. She currently sits, waiting, at the Holborn Police Station. When this story was originally reported she was supposed to be able to be released within an hour.
However, now the police are keeping her until midnight tonight. She was accused of head-butting someone outside of a London bar. The most she can do in prison would be 6 months of time. This shouldn’t phase her too much because if London is anything like the US, the drugs are better in prison anyway.
The Scotland Yard has been investigating this incident since it occurred. Apparently, a 38 year old man wanted to be nice and tried to hail Wino a cab. Being the sultry, sex temptress that she is, she assumed he was trying to molest her and proceeded to fuck him up. Unfortunately, he really was just trying to hail the crazy bitch a cab. I mean really, would you molest that?!
Michelle Rodriquez has had plenty of rumors swirling around about her and her sexuality. In fact, there have been so many questions and rumors that she is sick of hearing them. She’s even sicker of answering questions about them.
She told Latina Magazine in an Interview recently:
“I don’t answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it’s nobody’s business. If I want to fuck a girl, a boy, a dog - that’s my business. That’s why there are bathroom doors.”
“What the majority of people want to know is what I’m doing with my vagina, and I think that’s sick. What do you care who I’m dating? I can tell when somebody just wants to know about sex. And it makes me sick.”
“I picture those people turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off.”
I can’t speak for all of America, but I most certainly do not want to know what she’s doing with her vagina. If she’s growing a series of intricate cobwebs in there or whatever that’s her own business and I’m staying out of her vagina (literally).
The name of this list speaks for itself. Here we have 94 parents and 114 names that most people would not give their children. While some of the first names may seem traditional, when paired with their middle names they become quite strange. Then again, others are just completely out there.
1. 50 Cent - Bow-Ty
2. Adam Yauch - Tenzin Losel
3. Alice Cooper - Dashiell, Calico Dashiell
4. Andre 3000 - Seven Sirius
5. Andre Agassi - Jaz
6. Author Ashe - Camera
7. Big Boi - Bamboo
8. Bobby Brown - Laprincia
9. Bob Geldof & Paula Yates - Fifi-Trixibelle, Peaches, Pixie
10. Bono - Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q. Hewson, Memphis Eve
11. Brandy - Sy’rai
12. Cher - Elijah Blue
13. Christie Brinkley - Sailor Lee
14. Cindy Crawford - Presley Walker
15. Courtney Love & Kurt Cobain - Frances Bean
16. Danny DeVito & Rhea Pearlman - Lucie Chet, Gracie Fan (more…)
Born Again Baby Killer Denied Release
Tatum O’Neal has been candid about her struggles with addiction in the past. She has been honest about drugs she has done and where it has gotten her, but last night she decided that addiction was going to win. Unfortunately, when she went to get her fix, she ended up getting busted instead. Tatum who is 44 years old was caught buying cocaine and crack last night.
I don’t watch White Oprah’s show Living Lohan and I never will because Dina is a trashy cuntbag that is just out to pimp her daughters and ride their waves of fame, because she’s a talentless hack. Regardless, someone is watching this shit and they are already buzzing about the great parental habits that Mommy Dearest seems to have.
In a bit of celebrity prison news Wesley Snipes will be heading to the clink. He was just sentenced to three years in prison for not filing tax returns (for more than one year in a row). Judge William Terrell Hodges sentenced Snipes earlier Thursday in an Ocala, Florida courtroom. While some people sat shocked making whimpers and gasps, Snipes sat without reaction during the verdict.
TMZ is reporting that Amy Winehouse, Grammy Winner and Crackhead, has just been arrested by Scotland Yard on suspicion of assault. She currently sits, waiting, at the Holborn Police Station. When this story was originally reported she was supposed to be able to be released within an hour.
Michelle Rodriquez has had plenty of rumors swirling around about her and her sexuality. In fact, there have been so many questions and rumors that she is sick of hearing them. She’s even sicker of answering questions about them.
The name of this list speaks for itself. Here we have 94 parents and 114 names that most people would not give their children. While some of the first names may seem traditional, when paired with their middle names they become quite strange. Then again, others are just completely out there.
