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Written by: Ashtyn at 12:09 am on June 7, 2008

The Bravo Awards - The Gay, The Fat & The Weird


This year’s Bravo Awards were hosted by Kathy Griffin. The less than liked comedian did at least one, semi-humorous skit and had plenty to say during her stint. Here are some of the most, off-the-wall shots from the festivities.

Tila Tequila

And the Award goes to Sluttiest Bitch on TV!
I didn’t watch the awards, but yeah this looks like Tila won some award. I’m not sure of the purpose of the Bravo awards, but I always thought they were given to the winner of the best shows on Bravo. Either way, I can only imagine what this hooch won! Hooker of the year maybe?

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Written by: Ashtyn at 11:03 pm on June 6, 2008

Stephanie Ragusa Sends a Letter to Another Teen: Nick Hogan

Filed under: — Kids & Family, Nutjobs

Stephanie RagusaYou all might remember Stephanie Ragusa. She was a middle school teacher at Davidson Middle School. She taught in Tampa, Florida. She was just 28 (now 29) when she was accused of five counts of lewd and lascivious battery. She was accused of having sex with at least one 15 year old boy and multiple others have come forward to say they were bopping this somewhat young, math teacher. The boy in question said they had sex no less than five times, and by then Ragusa had moved on to teaching at Martinez Middle School in Lutz, FL where she was put on paid administrative leave.

This seems like a pretty open and shut case. The boy said she blew him twice, screwed him three times and he knew intimate details, such as placement and descriptions of groin tattoos on Ragusa’s genital region. That’s just the first boy. She was also charged with lewd and lascivious battery and two counts of unlawful sexual activity with another 15 year old. It’s pretty clear she’s been getting freaky with the youngsters and now, she has her eye on a new, much younger man.

From her jail cell, where she is being held without bond, awaiting trial, Ragusa was caught trying to have a letter delivered to a possible new boy toy, Nick Bollea (aka Hogan). Just one month shy of his 18th birthday, the jailed, troubled son of former wrestler and entertainer, Hulk Hogan, would fit well in Ragusa’s arsenal of teen lovers. Luckily for her, she saved her declarations of love for another letter, or perhaps a public meeting.

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.


Written by: Ashtyn at 10:20 pm on June 3, 2008

The MTV Movie Awards - Downright Weird


Okay, so I gave you pictures of the best and worst of the awards, but then I found pictures feature things happening that are just downright weird. For your entertainment, I give you the weirdness (or is it weirdest?) of the MTV Movie Awards:

Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey is pregnant?!
Seriously, look at that baby bump! It’s bigger than the one on Nicole Kidman! I don’t mean to brag, but I think I’m going to be the first to report on the “expecting” Daddy! Good luck with the delivery Dana. We hear birth can be rather painful!

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.


Written by: Ashtyn at 3:51 pm on January 14, 2008

Britney Forgets Court, Opts for Time with British Voice Coach Instead

Filed under: — Nutjobs

BritneyToday is the day for the newest big Britney custody hearing. The attorney’s have advised her that she needs to be there. Her care package of Cheetos, Doritos, and Starbucks has been packed. She should be all ready to go. Her wig was even brushed out by her new boyfriend and was ready to go on the bedside table. Yet Britney still hasn’t shown up. What gives?

K-Fed dragged his playa ass out of bed to make the trip to the courthouse. The lawyers all showed up, too. Hell, even the judge decided to come. Yet Britney just didn’t seem to make it – at least, not yet.

Sources for People Magazine claim that Britney has no intention of heading to the hearing today. This is a direct slap in the face to her attorney’s, who informed her that it was incredibly important that she be at the hearing today. After all, the purpose of this hearing is to look at Brit’s recent meltdown and to determine whether or not any rights should be reinstated to the messed up mommy now that K-Fed has been given sole custody of little Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Personally, I think they should allow Britney to just call in. After all, with her busy pop-star career actually going to court can be such a hassle whether it’s for a DUI or custody of your kids. Anyone can work a phone, even Britney, so why not cut her some slack? Besides, the calls would be seriously amusing. I can just picture them now:

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.


Written by: Ashtyn at 3:43 am on November 6, 2007

Sean and Jayden Who?

Filed under: — Kids & Family, Nutjobs

Britney leaves KidsWhile spending time with her kids the other day, Britney decided to leave them in the car to shop for chandeliers. I am sure that the court monitor that was with the kids, in the car, is as impressed as I am. No reason to be bent out of shape though. Everyone knows that court monitors are nothing more than babysitters. Well, that’s true in this case anyway.

There are so many things I could say here. I could comment on how Britney needs to get clean, take a freakin’ bath, and start acting like a mother. However, I am a semi-rational person. I know that won’t happen. In fact, I think the chances of Starbucks growing legs and just attaching itself to Britney’s fat ass would be more likely.

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.


Written by: Ashtyn at 2:28 am on

Amy Winehouse Messed Snoop Dogg Up

Filed under: — Drunk Sluts, Music News, Musicians, Nutjobs

Snoop Dogg You know its going to be an interesting day when a skinny little white girl can fuck Snoop Dogg up. We’re not talking a beating or anything here, but he was all sorts of confused when he tried to visit Amy Winehouse. Who could blame him though? I mean, everyone knows that bitch is crazy!

The story goes that Snoop went to visit Wino prior to the European MTV Awards. When Snoop showed up, he didn’t know what to say. The scene was severely messed up to say the least and left Dogg in shock.

Sources for the Mirror say:
“An hour and a half before the show, Snoop said he wanted to see Amy. When we got there, she was in a right state. Everyone, including her management, just stood there as she lobbed spaghetti up the walls. It went on for about five minutes - with her kicking the walls and throwing whatever she could get her hands on - even the tables and the chairs. Then she started cutting up the rug. Snoop was just standing there open-mouthed. He was pretty freaked out by it and didn’t want to hang out with her after that.”

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.


Written by: Ashtyn at 9:28 pm on September 29, 2007

Brit’s Legal Woes

Filed under: — Drunk Sluts, Nutjobs

Britney Spears LoserMark Vincent Kaplan has been granted an ex-parte hearing on behalf of KFed. Kaplan has a chance to meet with Commissioner Scott Godon. The private hearing also included Sorrel Trope, Britney’s new attorney. Spears and Federline did not attend.

Access Hollywood has been told that the hearing may deal with the September 21 charges that were filed against Spears by the L.A. city attorney Rocky Delgadillo. For those who missed it, the case deals with Britney driving (without a license) and hitting parked cars.

The rumor is that KFed’s camp has seen the latest video of Brit Brit where she is in the driver’s seat with sons Jayden and Sean in the back. According to reports, KFed may want the commissioner to see that tape showing how mommy has been a bad girl.

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.











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